《The Grand Tour》将在2024年迎来最终季

• Jeremy Clarkson 退出《Top Gear》

• 《Top Gear》停播

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• Jeremy Clarkson 三人的个人节目

• 《克拉克森的农场》的续订危机

We all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked hookers. But then along came Meghan, who obviously used some vivid bedroom promises to turn him into a warrior of woke. And now it seems that she has her arm so far up his bottom, she can use her fingers to alter his facial expressions. I actually feel rather sorry for him because today he's just a glove puppet with no more control over what he says or does than Basil Brush. Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her. Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level. At night, I'm unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, "Shame!" and throw lumps of excrement at her. Everyone who's my age thinks the same way. But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she's pretty cool. They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens. 我们都知道，在我们心底，Harold Markle（哈利王子，指侮辱哈利王子随他老婆姓）是一位有点蠢但爱玩的家伙。他会在阿富汗驾驶阿帕奇武装直升机，也会在拉斯维加斯的酒店房间里和裸体 hooker 们厮混。 然后梅根来了，她显然用了一些“生动”的床上的方式把哈利王子转变成了一位“觉醒文化”的战士。目前看来，她可能是把她的手臂捅进了他后面，用手指去改变他的面部表情。 事实上，我非常为哈利王子感到难过，因为今天，他和Basil Brush（英国的手偶狐狸 ）一样，仅仅是一个没法控制自己说什么和做什么的手偶。 但是，梅根不一样。我恨梅根。不像我恨 Nicola Sturgeon（前苏格兰政府首席部长，主张苏格兰独立于英国）或者 Rose West（英国连环杀人犯）一样，我连身上的细胞都在恨梅根。 晚上，我躺在那都睡不着。我恨得咬牙切齿，并且希望有一天梅根被扒光丢进英国的大街小巷游行。人们会高喊着“不知羞耻！”并且朝她扔粪便。 每个和我同龄的人都是这么想的。但让我感到绝望的是，年轻人，尤其是女孩们，会认为梅根很酷。他们认为梅根是白金汉宫的囚犯，被迫只谈论刺绣和小猫。